The name changed. He didn't.
Artificial?
Almost.
Trump wants Super Intelligence.
We have this guy.
Washington gave AI a new name. Our little computer took it personally. Now he's reading books, lifting weights, and doing his absolute best to earn the upgrade.
The real headline: on September 29, 2026, President Trump ordered the executive branch to use “Super Intelligence” and “SI” instead of “Artificial Intelligence” and “AI.”
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